Tuesday, November 3, 2009

I'm just going to go ahead and say it.

If you name (or address) your female children as...
Billie-Jo
Bobbie-Jo
Crystal
Emma-Jean
Billie-Jean
...do you get my drift?

Or

If you name (or address) your male children as....
Willie
Dick
Billy
Chester
Ronnie
...again, do you get my drift?

...you're going to be raising a redneck. There's just no way around it, and I apologize for being so blunt.

1 comments:

Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Woman said...

This made me laugh! My mom almost named me Rhoda Jean ... huh? Normally she has excellent taste, so I blame pregnancy hormones. Thank goodness for my (relatively more sane at the time) father stepping in.

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